You've Stolen My... No, Not Heart, You Idiot! Money!

Dear Fellow Followers, If you live in the puny, nearby city (for me, anyway) of Glen Rock, New Jersey, you're in for a rude awakening with your city's money. You're probably thinking, "What the flip! My patriotic governor, Chris Cristie would never do such a thing!" Well, sorry mister: wake up and smell the coffee, 'cause you've got another thing coming. You see, Chris Cristie is a CROOK. In other words, he's not the most trustworthy wing-nut. He's very likely to scream like a little schoolgirl and grab the torn pieces of a dollar thrown in thew blender. He's cutting funding for preschooling, or as he calls it, "babysitting". "Well, that's not TOO bad," you're probably thinking. But here's the deal: You can't trust anyone. This'll be a humongous bubble-burster if you live in that wee little town of Glen Rock, New Jersey: He's cutting funding to Glen Rock. This is money that could be going to our schools, our community projects, like building another playground for children. This is the money that would normally be providing our teachers and janitors and municipal workers and sanitation workers with the money that they need to live a normal life without having to use medicaid or food stamps. Why is Chris Cristie doing this to the hardworking town of Glen Rock? One simple reason, and it always comes down to this, no matter what: Greed. Greed truely is what makes the negative realm of the world go around. Why do you think Cristie is stealing 1.5 million dollars from Glen Rock? It'th thimple. It'th money. P.S. If you live in Glen Rock, NJ, PLEASE vote against these horrible budget cuts in April! This is dedicated to a friend of mine. I will not give out her name to protect her identity.