Sunday, November 28, 2010
How President Obama Can Secure a Second Term
As you all may know by now, President Obama is doing his best, but not doing his job. Many people are upset with him; I, on the other hand, am simply frustrated with his lack of zeal and confidence. The way things are looking now, we're looking at a one-term president. If you are looking at this page, President Obama, (though this is highly unlikely) please read what you need to do in order to get a second term in office and complete your presidential mission to rebuild the nation:
You need to announce the following to the nation, though you probably can find a more eloquent way to convey this message:
"My dear nation, we are in a troublesome and turbulent time in our nation's history. We are fighting two wars, and dealing with an economic and ecological crises. The only way to fix this is to do the following:
1. Pull all of our troops out of Afghanistan and Iraq. There is no winning is sight, and the massive amount of money that we are pouring into these wars can be used to protect ourselves here in the United States.
2. Raise taxes on the Upper and Upper-Middle Class. This doesn't sound too enticing at first, but in order to have wonderful programs like Medicare and Medicaid, you need money from the government. "Do the math."
3. Sue BP and Haliburton. It is the only way these companies will be able to remotely start to fix the enormous damage that they have put on the environment. The extra billions won from this will be able to be put into helping the economy/homeland protection/the environment." (Let's follow this money trail they have to Dubai, where they don't need to pay any taxes, and get back every single penny they have stolen.)
If you are able to achieve these three things, Mr. President, then you will gain a second term to put finishing touches on any other projects you have and wrap up your presidency in style. The only way you achieve these three things is to take action, believe in yourself, and gain confidence. These strategies may sound a bit simplistic, but as you can see, nothing else has worked. Simply "stop talking the talk, and walk the walk."
Thank you.
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